"She smokes like a fish"
Extract from the Introduction
This collection of unconsidered trifles came about when I was a Lecturer in German at Hull University many years ago.
Apart from being famous for having its own local telephone service with green and cream phone boxes and an evil-smelling glue factory which made its presence felt when the wind blew from the wrong direction, Kingston-upon-Hull boasts a daily paper with the confusing name The Daily Mail, because it is actually the evening paper for the locality.
It has no connection to the London morning paper of the same name. I was inspired, if that's the right word, to start the collection by a small item printed in December, 1975.
In those days, the Hull to York road was a well-known single-track highway with a large number of accident black spots, and my eye caught the report of a fatal crash in which firemen had to cut the body free. The item ended with these jaw-dropping words from the original tattered cutting:
Little gems like that tend to cause a fleeting smile then vanish without trace,
but I decided to try and preserve some of them for posterity without any clear idea of what I might do with them.
Extract from the "Typos" chapter
Princess Beatrix PregnantOr perhaps that should be Royal Co-respondent? - and when President Reagan was shot, a foreign English language newspaper reported that he was 'under the surgeon's wife'. Which reminds me of the reporter who allegedly asked Abraham Lincoln's widow, 'Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, what did you think of the play?' To end this brief chapter, the following bizarre item from the 1960s is entirely genuine and it was quoted in the original Spanish. I believe it appeared in the The Guardian. Here is an English translation:
To compensate for a deficit in its finances, the Society for the Protection of Animals of Barcelona has organised a bullfight.
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